About the Role
🧸 Your Role:
As a Tiny Human Specialist, you’ll be the go-to grown-up for our pint-sized people. You'll:
Facilitate high-stakes pretend scenarios (think dragon battles, kitchen explosions, or royal weddings).
Lead story time productions with flair, funny voices, and the occasional dramatic gasp.
Encourage creative masterpieces with crayons, Play-Doh, and way too much glitter.
Serve as a conflict mediator, specializing in toy sharing and turn-taking negotiations.
Master the art of tiny shoe tying, mystery stain analysis, and backpack archaeology.
💡 Bonus Points For:
Knowing all the words to "Let It Go"
Previous work with invisible friends and/or imaginary unicorns
Experience responding to the phrase "Watch this!" 47 times in a row
Requirements
🛡️ Required Qualifications:
Ability to sit criss-cross applesauce for extended periods
Bachelor's degree in Peekaboo (or equivalent experience)
Strong stomach for mystery snacks handed to you by toddlers
Background in giggle management and nap-time enforcement
About the Company
Why Join Us?
We believe childhood is magical—and so is the work we do. You won’t find cubicles here. Just forts, finger paint, and the occasional spontaneous dance party.
If you’re ready to trade boardrooms for building blocks and spreadsheets for snack time, apply today! Your next great adventure (and a tiny high-five) awaits. 🌈
